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My patriotism does not stand for shot and shell, fire and sword, wounding and killing. I do not believe in the patriotism of materialism—dollars and deaths. I believe in education. I believe in leaving a common-sense legacy—truth. I believe in wiping out all the superstitions, if possible. I believe in doing away with bad health, and that means doing away with hysteria, emotionalism and frenzy. The less falsehood, pretense, buncombe and foolish affectation practiced and preached by our teachers the more rational, wholesome and solid our children will grow, and the better the legacy we will leave to posterity. ...Dr Tilden's Wisdom 1910

Make of this what you will, but I suggest uncontrolled laughter

Today's Humor (Sadly True)

1.TEACHING MATH IN 1950

A logger sells a truckload of timber for $100
His cost of production is 4/5 of the price.
What is his profit? $____

 

 

2. Teaching Math In 1970...
A logger sells a truckload of timber for $100.
His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80.
What is his profit? $___



3. Teaching Math In 1990...
A logger sells a truckload of timber for $100.
His cost of production is $80.
Did he make a profit? __Yes or __No



4 Teaching Math In 2000...
A logger sells a truckload of timber for $100.
His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20.
Your assignment: Underline the number 20



5 Teaching Math In 2015...
A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands.
He does this so he can make a profit of $20.
What do you think of this way of making a living?
Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes



6 Teaching Math in 2023...

Math is Racist. It was only invented to prove the superiority of whites.

Students no longer need any math skills to go to Graduate school.

2+2 = 4, or 22, or whatever you feel is correct There are no wrong answers, feel free to express your feelings e.g., anger, anxiety, inadequacy, helplessness etc. Should you require debriefing at the conclusion of the exam there are counselors available to assist you to adjust back into the real world.

Bob Avery ordered me to pass this around...

Fwd: Thailand drops a BOMBSHELL on Pfizer, they're PI*SED | Redacted with Clayton Morris

Thailand drops a BOMBSHELL, 

No matter how you feel about "the jab," no one should have the right to force it on you without consent. And full consent means you should have full disclosure. Further, the idea that someone can force you to undergo an operation, process, or injection without them being liable for harm is wrong. If Thailand can make the contract with Pfizer null and void because their sales pitch was fraudulent. I wonder if we can also get their blanket immunity they bought from the US Congress recalled.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooYhDNX6Xy0

As old as time itself...

Two Different Morals

OLD VERSION

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the ant is warm and well-fed.

The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.

MORAL OF THE OLD STORY: Be responsible for yourself!

MODERN VERSION

The ant works hard in the withering heat and the rain all summer long, building his house
and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well-fed while he is cold and starving.

CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN, MSNBC, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.
America is stunned by the sharp contrast.

How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper and everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green...'

Occupy the Anthill stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news stations film the SEIU group singing, We shall overcome.

Then, Rev. Jeremiah Wright, has the group kneel down to pray for the grasshopper's sake, 
while he damns the ants.
 
President Biden condemns the ant and blames President Trump 45, President Bush 43, President Bush 41, President Reagan, Christopher Columbus, and the Pope for the grasshopper's plight.

Nancy Pelosi & Chuck Schumer exclaim in an interview with CNN & MSNBC that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.

Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning of the summer.

The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the Government Green Czar and given to the grasshopper.

The story ends as we see the grasshopper and his free-loading friends finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he is in, which, as you recall, just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around them because the grasshopper doesn't maintain it.

The ant has disappeared in the snow, never to be seen again.

The grasshopper is found dead in a drug-related incident, and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the ramshackle, once prosperous, and peaceful, neighborhood.

The entire Nation collapses bringing the rest of the free world with it.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Be careful how you vote in 2022.