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Paul Revere should be shouting, "The commies are coming, the commies are coming!!!

ANTIFA summer camp for 10-year-olds being held in Portland Libs of TikTok Jul 18 If the Drag Queen Story Hours and Critical Race Theory aren't enough for your little progressive tike, you can now send your child to ANTIFA summer camp!  Budding Roses, an anarchist organization in Portland, will hold a social justice camp for children in 4th to 8th grade. The organization brags about the children who attend their free camp later participating in protests and encourages them to be anti-fascist "social justice activists."  The curriculum provided by Budding Roses includes a plethora of ANTIFA-style protest documents including "Tear Gas for Portlanders" which teaches campers on what to do if they come in contact with tear gas and to donate to bail funds to help the cause. Children who attend the ANTIFA summer camp will be taught chants about "killer cops" and the "rapist government" as reported by Daily Citizen.  "The whole damn system  Is guilty as hell, Indict! Convict! Put those killer cops in Jail, The whole damn system Is guilty as hell!" "It's the state that's our oppressor, It's the rapist government. It's the state that's our oppressor, It's the rapist government. We know the rapist is you. We know the rapist is you." Budding Roses Protest and Chant Book Little kids will also be singing anarchist propaganda lines like "Cops and borders-- we don't need them!" Budding Roses Protest and Chant Book Other totally innocent activities for your little one include teaching them how to make their own protest drum and graffiti the streets. Kids can "reflect on white supremacy" with a fun animated video that includes a cartoon depicting boats of white people shooting cannonballs at a beach of minorities.  Understanding White Supremacy (And How to Defeat It) video Does your kid love coloring for a cause? Don't worry— Budding Roses provides a "Black Lives Matter Coloring Book," which also includes a "Transgender Affirming" coloring sheet One piece of curriculum titled "Why Writing People in Prisons and Jails Matters" will equip your innocent child with a guide to writing to letters to felons in prison. This guide also calls for kids to "fight for prison abolition." According to PJ Media, "The City of Portland has given the group space to conduct its in-person camp at a local park, and in 2018 granted the summer camp the 'Spirit of Portland Award' for nonprofit initiative of the year." If you were concerned that Portland would run out of protestors to continue destroying the city in violent riots, have no fear—Budding Roses is making sure that children as young as 10 are prepared to hit the streets for the next woke cause.

This may shock you if you having been paying attention to the inroads by the commies and radical libs

District votes to keep pornographic book available for children Libs of TikTok Jul 12 Salem Keizer school district in Oregon has been in hot water after parents discovered that a pornographic book, Gender Queer, was available in the school library. The school formed a special committee, headed by a woman named Suzanne West, to determine if the book should be removed. West's job description reads: "Crafting and developing strategies that support the district's movement to become a more anti-racist and anti-oppressive school system." The committee voted last week to keep the book, which we'll get into. But first, take a look at some of the explicit content found in Gender Queer: It's no surprise that parents have been outraged at the committee's decision to keep this pornographic book available for their children. We obtained a copy of an email Suzanne West sent to one concerned parent. The email provided official statements from committee members regarding their decision and they are so unbelievably insane, you have to read them yourself: "The book will be necessary to keep in schools, to help be more inclusive and allow all students from the LGBTQ+ community to have a resource to refer to. In addition, the pages taken out of context do not represent the intention of the book and only served as an illustration to help provide understanding of what the author was trying to portray in their book." "The book expands on sexual orientation and gender identity which are both topics touched on in wellness." "It being a graphic novel makes the book more accessible to a variety of readers." The book "has won a large number of teen-specific literary awards and is an 'Own Voices' text for a marginalized community. Inclusion in the library of the three high schools meets the district's goal for more inclusive and diverse materials." "This graphic novel is very well done from a literary standpoint. It is an excellent example of a memoir, it includes many visual metaphors, it promotes literacy and accessibility through the graphic format, and it has modern language suitable to our students today." A "well written/illustrated text; important insight regarding gender identity." "We think kids need to read about vibrators, blowjobs, masturbation, and chest binders for ultimate inclusion and a show of diversity," is what the statement should've read. Instead, they mask the graphic nature of the book under the veil of "inclusivity" and accuse concerned parents of taking the book out of context. In what context is a photo of someone receiving oral sex okay to show children? The Gender Queer book hasn't just upset parents in Oregon, however. Alarmed parents across the nation have shown up to local school board meetings to try to have the book removed. One school board even cut a mother off while she read the book, ironically saying it was too "obscene" for a school board meeting: Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok A parent read from the books 'Gender Queer' and 'Lawn Boy' at a board meeting and was shut down by a board member who says "that's obscene." These books are obscene for adults yet they continue to be available for children in @JCPSKY schools. How does this make sense? March 11th 2022 Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok A parent in @Adams12 school district attempts to read from the book "Gender Queer" and gets silenced by board members. This graphic book containing pornography can't be read in front of adults yet is available for kids to read in schools across the country. May 10th 2022 6,762 Retweets20,371 Likes The individuals choosing to provide this book to children won't even allow it to be read at a public hearing. How is a book considered too graphic for the public but deemed "inclusive" for children? Why do they want what they're teaching our children to be kept a secret? Why are parents routinely shut down when they voice their concerns? We're not allowed to question what they're teaching our children. Instead, we must comply to avoid being labeled homophobic, transphobic, or hateful. So shut up and let your kid read about blow jobs and chest binders, bigot!

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