Thursday, December 31, 2015

Great Democratic Party Orators

Great Orators of the Democrat Party - PAST:

"One man with courage makes a majority." ~ Andrew Jackson

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." ~ Franklin D. Roosevelt

"The buck stops here." ~ Harry S. Truman

"Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for
your country." ~ John F.Kennedy

AND NOW: Great Orators of the Democrat Party - PRESENT:

"It depends what your definition of 'is' is?'' ~ President
William Jefferson Clinton

"Those rumors are false. I believe in the sanctity of marriage." ~
John Edwards

"What difference does it make?" (re: Benghazi) ~ Hillary Clinton

"I invented the Internet." ~ Al Gore

"America is, is no longer, uh, what it, uh, could be, uh, what it was
once was, uh, and I say to myself, uh, I don't want that future, uh,
for my children." ~ Barack Obama

"I have campaigned in all 57 states." ~ Barack Obama (Quoted 2008)

"You don't need God anymore; you have us Democrats." ~ Nancy
Pelosi (Quoted 2006) (A really, really stupid remark.)

"Paying taxes is voluntary." ~ Sen. Harry Reid

"Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more
faithful, true, and honest than he is." ~ Hillary Rodham Clinton
(Quoted1998)

"You have a business. You didn't build that. Someone else did!" ~
Barack Obama (Quoted 2012)

And the most ridiculous gem of wisdom, from the "Mother Superior
Moron": "We just have to pass the Healthcare Bill to see what's in
it." ~ Nancy Pelosi (Quoted March,2010)

(As one Doctor said: That is also the perfect definition of a stool sample.)

HOW FORTUNATE WE ARE TO HAVE SUCH BRILLIANT MINDS IN CHARGE OF OUR
ONCE- GREAT COUNTRY!!

"Life is tough! It's even tougher when you're stupid.'' ~ John Wayne

He does have a point

Friday, December 25, 2015

PC is killing this nation and here is a push-back

Merry Politically Incorrect Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
Hillary got schlonged by a climate change mouse

White privilege snow covered homes and casinos
Suppressing the rights of all blacks and latinos

Gay presents were wrapped by the best non-white races
While parents tucked children away in safe spaces

They lie there confused in their organic beds
With visions of gender-change drugs in their heads

When out on the roof there arose such a clatter
I dropped the remote to see what was the matter

I thought it was cops, so I leapt like the flash
I turned off the porn and covered my stash

And there to behold was a man on a trike
It was transgender Santa dressed up like a dyke!

He wore a gray pantsuit with a hole in the center
Had a body like Midler and face like Jenner

"On Honkey and Redneck and Bigot and Kike!"
Screamed transgender Santa dressed up like a dyke

They clattered for minutes with rooftop taps
Reindeer bitching and moaning about gender pay gaps

Then down from the chimney came a disfigured mass
It was transgender Santa, twerking frantic bare ass

Nowhere were presents or gifts in his sack
But a hand-written note, "I identify as BLACK!"

Santa opened his bag and spilled to the floor
Papers with more victim slogans galore

"I'm offended!" "That's hurtful!" "I think that was MEAN!"
Slick crybully slogans spilled over the scene

"No more toys!" said St. Nick, "No commercialization."
"This year I give gifts of victimization!"

The libtards rejoiced and chugged Coke to get fatter
While grubbing for food stamps 'cuz Black Lives do Matter

More poverty, ignorance, and Obama race-baiting
Means years of rewards for the party of hating

To get what they want, they use madness of crowds
They just pull out a slogan and read it aloud!

The media screams how their plight is unjust
While entitlement spending pushes nation to bust

TransSanta lay a finger aside of his nose
Then snorted some coke and upwards he rose

He flew back to his sweatshop of obedient Elves
With Planned Parenthood baby parts stocked on the shelves

Rejoicing Big Brother confiscation and theft
He said: "Happy Holidays to all; and stay trapped on the left!"

Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Two minutes to read and a lifetime to reflect on how you have been had

Snopes denies visiting White House during White House visit

Snopes.com, which brands itself as "the definitive Internet reference source for urban legends, folklore, myths, rumors, and misinformation," has recently made a claim that any stories about its alleged ties to the White House, as well as to Democratic activist groups and donors, are nothing more than "urban legends, folklore, myths, rumors, and misinformation."

Snopes.com representatives, hereinafter referred to as SNOPES, made this statement at a recent meeting with Democratic activist groups and donors that happened at the White House.

SNOPES further promised to up their game debunking anything "fishy" anyone says about Obama, his administration, the Democratic activist groups and donors, or their proxies, as well as about theiralleged ties with SNOPES.

SNOPES supported their statement with a substantial list of news stories and rumors they had discredited without any joint effort or coordination with Democratic organizations, which should serve as definitive proof of the Internet company's uncoordinated, disjointed, and disorganized position on political issues.

In one example, SNOPES had proven without a shadow of a doubt that when a young Barack Obama registered at Columbia as a foreign student, it didn't mean that he was a foreigner, or a student, or Barack Obama. Being registering at Columbia as "Barack" didn't mean he was registered as "Barry Soetoro," or anyone else impersonating anyone else, and that a man who was born in Nairobi wasn't also simultaneously born in Honolulu and Jakarta; it should appear reasonable that a man with audacity can be born in several places at any one time, or "reborn," or beamed to Earth from the dreams of his father, or someone else's father - an explanation that should have satisfied anyone not totally deranged.

SNOPES had also clarified the confusion over the social security card issued to young Barry in Connecticut, a state that only gives such cards to those who were born and lived there. According to SNOPES, the fact that young Obama never visited Connecticut didn't mean that he was the John Smith who had the same social security number and who had died decades before Barry was born, as clearly evidenced by the undeniable fact that the deceased had never filed a complaint of identity theft, nor had there been any record of a police report filed against Barry Soetoro in 1922. Furthermore, a dead man in one state having the very same number as one living in another didn't mean that that Barack Obama's younger self was not born ever, or that he never lived somewhere, which proves, ipso facto, that Barack Obama was indeed born and lived somewhere sometime.

Proving the skeptics wrong, SNOPES further produced Barack Obama's genuine birth certificate printed from a real PDF file with five certified and notarized digital layers, which they copied from the Daily Kos website and reproduced on a vintage Hewlett-Packard inkjet printer using authentic 1961 HP ink cartridges. That the certificate contained a computer font from Microsoft Word was later explained in a signed statement from Bill Gates, assuring SNOPES readers that Windows operating system existed prior to Obama's birth, as further evidenced by the 1954 movie Rear Window, directed by Alfred Hitchcock and starring James Stewart with Grace Kelly.

The SNOPES statement was followed by a short Q&A, during which former broadcast professional, Dan Rather, insisted that Obama's four known birth certificates, as well as his multiple social security numbers and his sealed student records at Columbia contained proof that George. W. Bush was in Kenya during the Mau Mau uprising and could not have landed on the moon at the same time to meet with Dick Cheney, who was an extraterrestrial organizing the hobbits to assassinate JFK as Oliver Stone had claimed.

Before leaving the room, SNOPES took a moment to wipe off their fingerprints from the microphone and the podium, as well as to thoroughly debunk the allegation that they had ever been in that room, or ever met with the White House team, or contributed money to Barack Obama's campaigns of 2007 and 1011 respectively - a statement that the White House immediately confirmed, adding, "but it wasn't enough."

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Special thanks to Komrade Kommissar General Vassily Ilyich Chernobylski for major contributions to this reporting.

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