CHIZ 🇺🇸 (@CHIZMAGA) tweeted at 0:31 AM on Sat, Aug 21, 2021:
Saturday, August 21, 2021
Friday, August 20, 2021
A few cute ones...
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I'd swear I've never met herbivore.
I know a guy who's addicted to drinking brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.
I got some batteries that were given out free of charge.
A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
A will is a dead giveaway.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully recovered.
He had a photographic memory but it was never fully developed.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.
Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Did you hear about the crossed-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
When chemists die, they barium.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.
Should you or shouldn't you
"Stop the shot" or "get jabbed." It should be your choice, but tyrannical government, confused newsmen, soical media misinformation trolls, and timid medicos are not about to provide you real informed consent.
If your mind is made up or your path is set, please hit the delete button. Delete NOW. If you are undecided, you need clear information to help.
Dr. Hodkinson may be as ethical as a doctor can be. He wants to share 4 minutes and 16 seconds of the most heart-felt information you may ever get.
My doctor adivsed me to avoid the jab and at age 82 I am following his orders. It's too dangerous to do otherwise.
Rex Harrill
Thursday, August 19, 2021
Meme
Spotted this Reddit slap at the current military shift to 'wokeness" and thought it was funny. Then I noticed endless howls by the liberals about how unfair it is. I thought they were proud how well they had infiltrated the military leadership. Evidently not.
Tuesday, August 17, 2021
Real heroes
Where are they? I was listening to a radio host and he mentioned that the heroes of life and death struggles like WWII would never get a promotion in today's political Navy or Army. I think he's right. The desperately-needed potential warriors for today are told to shut up and sit down so that the War College class can focus on diversity. Patton would not rise above lieutenant. MacArthur would be told to push pencils. Halsey and Nimitz, born warriors at heart, would be kept ashore with their berths assigned to women. Their natural path to the top and great leadership would be reserved for wusses like Milley or Nyten who spend their time trying to find more "gender equality" ways to appease AOC or Cori Bush.
I guess the Taliban does the same...NOT!
Rex Harrill
Wednesday, August 4, 2021
Monday, August 2, 2021
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