The math is a little convoluted, but the money really does flow

Create any kind of entitlement and people immediately start figuring
how to work it.

How to get $75K for you and your girlfriend............

Follow these easy, proven, 13 steps to financial well being.

1. Don't get married to her.
2. Use your mom's address to get mail sent to.
3. Guy, (YOU) buys a house.
4. Guy rents out house to his girlfriend who has 2 of his kids.
5. Section 8 will pay $900 a month for a 3 bedroom home.
6. Girlfriend signs up for Obamacare so guy doesn't have to pay out
the butt for family insurance.
7. Girlfriend gets to go to college free for being a single mother
8. Girlfriend gets $600 a month for food stamps
9. Girlfriend gets free cell phone
10. Girlfriend get free utilities.
11. Guy moves into home but uses moms house to get mail sent to.
12. Girlfriend claims one kid and guy claims one kid on taxes. Now you
both get to claim head of house hold at $1800 credit.
13. Girlfriend gets disability for being "crazy" or having a "bad
back" at $1800 a month and never has to work again.

This plan is perfectly legal and is being executed now by millions of people.
A married couple with a stay at home mom yields $0.00 dollars.
An unmarried couple with stay at home mom nets:
$21600 disability +
$10800 free housing +
$6000 free Obamacare +
$6000 free food +
$4800 free utilities +
$6000 Pell grant money to spend +
$12000 a year in college tuition free from Pell grant +
$8800 tax benefit for being a single mother
=$75,000 a year in benefits and not a penny of tax.

And you thought those Escalades were from dealing drugs.