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There are some good tips here
Tuesday, May 1, 2018
Chuckles
Did I read that sign right?
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
In a London Department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a second hand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park:(I sure hope so)
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
"Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter". . .
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!!They put in a correction the next day
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers. . . Now that's taking things a bit far!
Miners Refuse to Work after Death. . . Good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant. . . See if that works any better than a fair trial!
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile. . . Ya think?!
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures. . . Who would have thought!
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges. . . You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
New Study of Obesity. . . Looks for Larger Test Group! Weren't they fat enough?!
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors. . . Boy, are they tall!
And the winner is...
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead. Did I read that right?
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to ...(maybe even a chuckle).