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Patron Urinated Into Nightclub's Ice Maker

AUGUST 5--A nightclub patron relieved himself into a commercial ice maker early Saturday, according to Florida police who arrested the intoxicated urinator for disorderly conduct.

Investigators say that Michael Williams, 28, was spotted "urinating inside the ice chest used to distribute ice throughout" 260 First, a St. Petersburg nightspot.

After relieving himself around 2:30 AM, Williams reportedly resisted as security guards sought to boot him from the club, where a "First Friday" party was winding down. The bash was advertised as "Trendy with a touch of class" and featured two DJs, including Spindiana Jones.

When police arrived at the nightspot, they arrested Williams on a misdemeanor disorderly conduct charge. After a pat down turned up a bag of marijuana in Williams's pants pocket, cops tacked on a misdemeanor possession charge.

Seen above, Williams was booked into the county jail, from which he was released late Saturday morning after posting $400 bond.

Williams's rap sheet includes a felony marijuana conviction for which he was sentenced to 18 months probation. (1 page)