Urine Test for Old Men
My urologist's office called the other day and explained that my scheduled appointment would now be done over the phone due to the corona-virus.
One hour before the scheduled teleconference, I was instructed (via email) to administer my own urine test. This was to avoid those lab tests and costly co-pays that doctors tell you to get at Quest Diagnostics (they're shutdown too).
Directions:
Simply go outside and pee on the front lawn.
If ant's gather: DIABETES.
If you pee on your feet: PROSTATE.
If it smells like a barbecue: CHOLESTEROL.
If you failed to find it: NEUROPATHY.
My urologist's office called the other day and explained that my scheduled appointment would now be done over the phone due to the corona-virus.
One hour before the scheduled teleconference, I was instructed (via email) to administer my own urine test. This was to avoid those lab tests and costly co-pays that doctors tell you to get at Quest Diagnostics (they're shutdown too).
Directions:
Simply go outside and pee on the front lawn.
If ant's gather: DIABETES.
If you pee on your feet: PROSTATE.
If it smells like a barbecue: CHOLESTEROL.
If you failed to find it: NEUROPATHY.
If your wrist hurts when you shake it: OSTEOARTHRITIS.
If you return with it outside your pants: ALZHEIMER'S.
If you return with it outside your pants: ALZHEIMER'S.
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