Remotely interested

After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one
evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to touch her in ways he
hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at
her neck, and then began moving down the small of her back.

He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down,
stopping just over her stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on
her left inner arm, working down her side, passing gently over her
buttock and down her leg to her calf.

Then, he proceeded up her thigh, stopping just at the uppermost
portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side,
then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.

As she had become quite enamored by her husband's actions, she asked
in a loving voice, "Honey that was wonderful. Why did you stop?" 

To which he responded: "I found the remote."