There are none so blind as those who refuse to see.
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Not one politician has died from the virus, lost their job, or had
their business looted.
Or, missed a haircut. Or wears a mask unless on camera. Y'all know
you're being played right?
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Remember how we panicked when we couldn't find any toilet paper? What
are we going to do when we can't find a cop?
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NYC just defunded the very people that ran into the burning Towers on 9/11.
Think about it!!!!
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If we all started wearing masks with "Trump 2020" on them, how long
before experts decided we don't need them anymore?
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Pretty wild how we used to eat cake after someone had blown on it……..
Good Times!……………..
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For the first time in American History, American History is no longer
allowed in America.
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I don't want to know "Why mobs are tearing down America's monuments."
I would rather know, "Why are we letting them?"
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Watching our country being destroyed by our own people is the worst
thing I've ever seen.
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DEFUND THE NFL
Don't watch. Don't go. Don't buy. Don't discuss. It's Not About
Football Anymore.
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Nothing says "unity" like playing a separate National Anthem for black
people and white people at NFL games.
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If you still think that this is about Democrats vs Republicans... It's Not
The battle is….Progressive Socialism vs The Republic of the United
States of America.
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If black lives really mattered; they'd be tearing down crack houses
instead of statues.
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Time for real Americans to take a stand. I refuse to support NFL, NBA
or any organization that removes the National Anthem.
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Liberal Privilege
1. Believing you have the right to control other people's lives.
2. Believing you have the right to never hear other opinions.
3. Believing that when you're offended others have to care.
4. Believing that there are two sets of rules: One for you and one
for everyone else.
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If masks work why didn't we just give masks to prisoners instead of
releasing them?
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Oprah's special begins with, "What you WHITE people need to understand…"
Now reverse the COLOR…sound Racist? IT IS…
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Wednesday, October 21, 2020
Sunday, October 18, 2020
Tuesday, October 13, 2020
Good ending
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party.
As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean.
So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror.
Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling!
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His 16-year-old son is also at the table, eating.
Jack asks, "Son... what happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 a.m., drunk and out of your mind You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you got that black eye when you ran into the door. "
Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??"
His son replies, "Oh THAT... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed ...
"Leave me alone, I'm married!!"
Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time. . PRICELESS
As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean.
So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror.
Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling!
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His 16-year-old son is also at the table, eating.
Jack asks, "Son... what happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 a.m., drunk and out of your mind You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you got that black eye when you ran into the door. "
Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??"
His son replies, "Oh THAT... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed ...
"Leave me alone, I'm married!!"
Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time. . PRICELESS
Who are YOU voting for?
To answer anyone who would say:
"I can't believe you would vote for Trump."
Well folks listen up! I'm not voting for him.
I'm voting for the Second Amendment.
I'm voting for the next Supreme Court Justice.
I'm voting for the Electoral College, and the Republic we live in.
I'm voting for the Police, and law and order.
I'm voting for the Military, and the Veterans who fought for and died
for this Country.
I'm voting for the Flag that is always missing from the Democratic background.
I'm voting for the right to speak my opinion and not be censored
I'm voting for secure borders.
I''m voting for the right to praise my God without fear.
I'm voting for Freedom and the American Dream.
I'm voting for good and against evil.
I'm not just voting for one person,
I'm voting for the future of my Country!
Who are you voting for?
"I can't believe you would vote for Trump."
Well folks listen up! I'm not voting for him.
I'm voting for the Second Amendment.
I'm voting for the next Supreme Court Justice.
I'm voting for the Electoral College, and the Republic we live in.
I'm voting for the Police, and law and order.
I'm voting for the Military, and the Veterans who fought for and died
for this Country.
I'm voting for the Flag that is always missing from the Democratic background.
I'm voting for the right to speak my opinion and not be censored
I'm voting for secure borders.
I''m voting for the right to praise my God without fear.
I'm voting for Freedom and the American Dream.
I'm voting for good and against evil.
I'm not just voting for one person,
I'm voting for the future of my Country!
Who are you voting for?
Sunday, September 27, 2020
Monday, September 21, 2020
Almost functional marriage
Marriage, Part 1
A macho man married a good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want—and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it.
These are my rules. Any comments?
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night, whether you're here or not."
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night, whether you're here or not."
Marriage, Part 2
A husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yelled, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife—Cold As Ever!'"
"Yeah?" she replied. When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband—Stiff At Last!'"
Marriage, Part 3
The husband, a physician, and his wife were having a fight at the breakfast table. The husband got up in a rage and said, "And you are no good in bed either," and stormed out of the house.
After some time, he realized he was nasty and decided to make amends and phoned her.
She came to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband said, What took you so long to answer the phone?"
She said, "I was in bed."
He replied, "in bed this early, doing what?"
She answered, "Getting a second opinion."
A husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yelled, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife—Cold As Ever!'"
"Yeah?" she replied. When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband—Stiff At Last!'"
Marriage, Part 3
The husband, a physician, and his wife were having a fight at the breakfast table. The husband got up in a rage and said, "And you are no good in bed either," and stormed out of the house.
After some time, he realized he was nasty and decided to make amends and phoned her.
She came to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband said, What took you so long to answer the phone?"
She said, "I was in bed."
He replied, "in bed this early, doing what?"
She answered, "Getting a second opinion."
Marriage, Part 4
A man had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.
One night, they went to a party. The man decided that it was time to go home and wanted to find out if his wife was ready to leave as well. He shouted at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home, Mother of Six."
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouted right back, "Any time you're ready, Father of Four."
A man had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.
One night, they went to a party. The man decided that it was time to go home and wanted to find out if his wife was ready to leave as well. He shouted at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home, Mother of Six."
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouted right back, "Any time you're ready, Father of Four."
Marriage, Part 5
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 a.m. for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and lose), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 a.m." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 a.m. and had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go to see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed that said, "It is 5:00 a.m. Wake up!"
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 a.m. for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and lose), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 a.m." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 a.m. and had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go to see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed that said, "It is 5:00 a.m. Wake up!"
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