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A Lady's Yearly Exam 

I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with certain basics. "How much 

do you weigh?" she asked. "135," I said. The nurse put me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180. 

The nurse asked, "Your height?" "5 foot 4," I said. The nurse checked and saw that I only 

measure 5' 2". 

She then took my blood pressure and told me that it was very high. 

"Of course it's high!" I screamed, "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short 

and fat!" 

They put me on Prozac.